Have you ever driven a Kia and thought: "Oooh, that's movement inspired".
Guinness once said: "Good things come to those who wait". True or false.
If companies automate everything, who will buy the things it automates?
Hopeful Monsters is probably the best agency name in the world. If you started one tomorrow, what would you call it?
If you can whistle a brand's sonic identity and I recognise it, you must buy me a drink.
Do you think performance media is just a fancy name for clicking on links for things I was going to buy anyway?
Do you know of any influencers who have genuinely influenced marketing? Like actual marketing.
What's one marketing tactic you want to piss off and why?
What's a widely accepted marketing theory that you secretly think is complete bullshit?
Would you rather get the admiration of award judges or consumers?
Has Byron Sharp or Mark Ritson ever trolled you on LinkedIn?
What's the biggest marketing myth that grinds your gears?
What's your go to marketing jargon for when you don't know what you're talking about?
If you had to invest your Super in one marketing channel for the rest of your career, where's it going and why?
If an ad falls in the forest and nobody is around to see it, does it still make an impression?
What's trending right now?
If 75% of advertising is digital and 75% of that isn't seen by anyone. Why are we all here?
When you're replaced by AI, what are you thinking of doing?
How do you make a brand famous? Asking for a friend.
What's your ratio of brand versus performance spend?
How much will you pay me to collaborate with you?
Why is 90% of advertising as boring as bat shit?
Who should I follow on TikTok?
How big should a logo be?
How much of a kick in your budget is retail media?
How do you keep up with the speed of culture?
When was the last time an ad made you feel emotional?
Tell me about you're personal brand. I'd love to know more.
When's the best time to post content on Linkedin?
Arbitrage principle-based media trading. WTF?
What do you do if you've reached all people willing to buy?
What's your one piece of advice for young people looking to get the fuck out of a network?
How is your brand winning by being culturally relevant with the cool kids?
How much of your budget goes on banner ads nobody sees?
What's your biggest learning from today?
How awesome is this conference?
So, how are you really using AI?
Shall we cut to the chase? Are you up for buying my shit?
So your budget isn't stretching to Cannes again this year?
Cadbury flavoured poo or poo flavoured Cadbury?
Do you ROAS, ROI, ACOS or CPA?
How is your thumb-stopping content going? Has anyone complained about sore thumbs?
I'm feeling mentally and physically unavailable right now, sorry.
The category entry point at the bar is long. How would you innovate in this space?
My large language mixed marketing model is massive. How about yours?
Byron Sharp's theory that distinctiveness trumps differentiation. You digging it?
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